I made a two headed, spider eyed, scary deer plush.
If I get any more hype about this episode I’m gonna launch myself into orbit.
a summary of welcome to night valenvcr intern: making my way downtown, walking fast,
cecil: hey can you do something for me
nvcr intern: walking faster!!!
WTNV - Ep 16 - The Phone Call
2. If approached by a librarian remember to keep still and try to make yourself ___ than the librarian
4. Cecil likes science and ___-approved books
6. The Night Vale Daily Journal’s new mission, as a newspaper, is to kill news bloggers with these
10. The code word to call a special raid on a neighbor or stranger
14. Cecil tells a certain scientist that he can’t see the Night Vale Clock Tower because it is invisible and always what?
16. Cecil is embarrassed by what response he gives to Carlos
17. Teddy Williams asks citizens to please learn their what? (2 words)
18. The SSP suggest not taking off these, even at meal times
1. The man believed to be the Sheriff wears this kind of hat
2. Library improvements include these kind of chairs in the children’s section
3. A certain scientist discovers that these are not real
5. What kind of state-of-the-art pool is being installed in the lobby of the library?
7. Cecil received a call from this person over the weekend
8. Cecil was drinking this spirit during his phone call
9. Keep these open during clement weather to help the SSP
11. Preparing for war includes training children to detect these (2 words)
12. The SSP have Cecil read a list and ask all listeners to do what with it for their safety?
13. Cecil states that your existence is not this, but also not very likely
14. The SSP are embarrassed for you if you wear this type of hat
15. The caller insists that this is slowing down in Night Vale
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
Did Earl Harlan write this?
Ha… ha… you’re on to me.
Earl Harlan fandom?
Let the horrible food puns commence.
Original art by videntefernandez